i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
i hate complaining bc i know it annoys people but i still complain all the time
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
this post got better
being sad isnt trendy or cool its fucking miserable
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this