Tweets

danieldabs:

Classic coca

(Source: forgivemefuckme)

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker)

whenever i try and learn something new
  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh)

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

(Source: patarnon)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)


(Source: tomorrowsofyesterday)

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day

aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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  • teachers on the first class : take out your notes book
  • me : chill
  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today