shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

(via loldork)

vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jimmyfallonvevo:

hotclog:

jimmyfallonvevo:

How to add comments to someone else’s post:
1. Don’t.

omg this ^^

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(Source: jlgglypuff, via orgasm)

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via spork)

brbjellyfishing:

thanks miley

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(via human)

brittany-archdale:

precumming:

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someone is on my blog via wiiu lmao

Probably an 8 year old boy googling pre cum because it’s his first time.

(Source: precumming, via twerkcentral)

pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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(Source: applevevo, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)