Tweets

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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squarlo:

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

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my mouth just autocorrected

(Source: wigglesfangirl)


drlectertho:

dorkly:

The Only Possible Endgame for ‘Hannibal’

OH MY GOD

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY


stanleykubricky:

i love bette already

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

(Source: cremebun)

miss-nerdgasmz:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

#It’s dangerous to go alone #Use this ~

(Source: spookykevin-pls)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

(Source: interlube)

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis)

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tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

(Source: puolestapuhuja)

beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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