no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
- me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
- me: it is because I am a failure
- me: everything I touch dies
Can everyone just be like Dylan?
I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
my legs hurt from sitting down all day
reblog if u a lil ugly
google street view is the best, example:
- teachers on the first class : take out your notes book
- me : chill
- during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
- during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today